Sunday, October 11, 2009

00. Tings Intro

Caution! Danger!

Tings - Anuddah Bahamian Novel

The End.

But they claim that every ending is a new beginning and so we come to this.

Please note, this is not the end of the beginning or the beginning of the
end, even though it is, in fact, being written in Nassau. I will leave it to
you as to whether Nassau is funky any longer.

Caution! This may end up being a Novel in Name Only. It may, at the end of the day, end up a collection of words only, or even a jumble of words.

Caution! Proceed at your own risk! Read at your own risk! Neither the author nor anyone else to his knowledge makes any warranties of any kind with respect to these words.

Caution! Reading these words may end up being a complete waste of your time. It is unknown as to whether you consider your time to be valuable or not.

Danger! I would tell you that this is The Wrong Novel, but that is another novel that I am already working on. Since that novel is The Wrong Novel, and this novel is not that novel, this cannot be The Wrong Novel. So, although this may not really be a novel at all and although this may end up being a total waste of your time, I must say again: This cannot be The Wrong Novel. Unless you believe in those parallel universe dealiahs.

The duality of my plurality is seeking neutrality and finality.

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